So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Life is so much better after having sex.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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