whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
