I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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