she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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