Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
No I am not eating basil off your cock
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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