yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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