I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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