Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
babies were throwing up all over the place
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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