I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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