So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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