He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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