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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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