i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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