Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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