I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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