He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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