In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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