I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
This is the high leading the old right now
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Randomize
