Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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