Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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