It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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