How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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