new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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