In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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