Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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