watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
