why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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