Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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