JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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