Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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