My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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