we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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