I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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