why didn't you poke me back
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
