At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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