I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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