What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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