maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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