I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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