great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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