she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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