just come out here and I will go home with you...
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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