Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Can I color on your dick again?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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