DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you didnt know i had herpes?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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