Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize