kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
porn star boner night. come get it.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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