I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
