Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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