Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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