I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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