yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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